17 | i laugh at my jokes more than anyone else does

  • adrians:

    just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes

    image

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    quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

    quadguyin-china:

    salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

    liteskint:

    gigaguess:

    Oh.

    My.

    God.

    B Y E

    Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

    She is so satisfied with that joke.

    breathe if im your favorite blog

    thank you

    do a triple backflip if I’m not

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    shouldnt:

WHY IS MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER LOOKING AT PICS OF LINDSY LOHAN

    shouldnt:

    WHY IS MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER LOOKING AT PICS OF LINDSY LOHAN

    "One day you’re going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She won’t even notice you because she’s too busy laughing with the stupid jokes he makes. And it will burn your heart seeing that beautiful smile on her face and realizing that you’re not the reason anymore. And then it will finally hit you: it was her, it was always her."
    well that what a blow to my heart (via straponsandtattoos)

    + 190527

    "HAKUNA MA’VODKA"
    it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

    + 73368

    kids-on-weekends:

✡ grunge ● dark ● sexual ✡

    kids-on-weekends:

    ✡ grunge ● dark ● sexual ✡

    So apparently there is now a weekly holiday called “let’s ignore Dani day” where the point of it is to literally ignore me all day. This holiday occurs more than once a week. Just letting you all know

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    bagmilk:

essentiallyjesus:

is he okay

i have never seen more pain in a humans eyes

    bagmilk:

    essentiallyjesus:

    is he okay

    i have never seen more pain in a humans eyes

    breakinq:

following back heaps♡

    breakinq:

    following back heaps♡

    hahasickburn:

    vinesnow:

    How normal girls laugh vs. My laugh

    AMEN HALLELUJAH